Grand Theft Auto 4 Transcripts

A Dish Served Coldedit | edit source


Dimitri: Get all of the heroin packed. We're shipping it tonight.



Niko: Hey Dimitri, I don't think I'll be doing this deal with you. We have other business to finish.

Dimitri: Niko, it's been a long time. I thought your time in America might have calmed you down.

Niko: America does not change everyone. Look at you, you arrived in this country a spineless rat who would sell out his friends. That is what you will be when you die here.

Dimitri: [translated] Shut up this Balkan cock sucker.



Niko: You're about to learn a lesson, actions have consequences. You screwed me over, now you're paying for it. Shame that'll be the second last thing that goes into your head. Goodbye.

Dimitri: You're the one who's going to learn a lesson. People aren't going to be happy if you kill me. [translated] Stupid motherfucker.

Niko: I've never been popular. I don't mean to start now.



Dimitri: Niko, it's not too late, we can work this out! It was a long time ago that I pissed you off. Forget about it. I didn't mean nothing. Please. Think about Pegorino, he's got nothing without this deal. It was never my idea to set you up. Go easy on me. We were friends, remember? You don't need to do this. You're fucking a lot of people over by killing me. Hey, come on, we got history. Don't do it.



Niko: I should have put you out of your misery a long time ago. Goodbye, Dimitri.



Niko: I killed Dimitri, it's over. He was on the Platypus, the boat I arrived in Liberty City on. So it seems it ends where it began.

Roman: I guess you did what you felt you had to do. No deal, no money, no hot tubs and models. But Dimitri will not bother you again. I will see you at the wedding, yes? Remember to wear a suit.

Niko: I'll be there Roman, don't worry.



Phil: Hey, it's Phil. I understand why you made the decision you did. For what it's worth, I didn't trust that Dimitri neither.

Niko: Yeah, well, I did what I had to do.

Phil: Anyway, you and me can't talk no more. Jimmy's falling apart. The Pegorinos ain't nothing no more. I'm out man. Goodbye.

It's Your Calledit | edit source


Roman: [to radio] Come on, big guy - either do some work or get out of here. We don't need jokers.

Radio: Screw you.

Roman: [to radio] Screw you! [to Mallorie] Baby... when I look into your eyes, it means something. I see little Romans, I see little Mallories, I see stars, I see angels. In my homeland we have a saying...

Radio: Yeah, we got one too. You're a fag!

Roman: Shit... [drops the radio]

Mal: Jesus, Roman, you fuckin' idiota. How can I take you seriously?

Niko: [enters] Very difficult, I think... Hello, Roman! Hello, Miss...

Roman: Mallorie, this is my cousin I tell you about, Niko...

Mal: Hi.

Roman: Niko, this is Mallorie, the beautiful girl I tell you about... See? Not everything I tell you was bullshit.

Mal     I bet most of it was.

Roman   Hey!

Mal     I hope you're less full of shit than your cousin over here.

Niko    Thank you.

Roman   This is the woman that I'm going to marry!

Mal     Huh! Whatever you say.

Vlad    [enters] I thought you were going to marry me, baby?

Mal     Hey, Vlad.

Roman   Hey... Vlad... great! You're fuckin' crazy, man.

Vlad    You should lose a few pounds - otherwise this beautiful lady is going

to leave you.

Roman   I know... I'm a fat prick, what can I do?

Vlad    Pay your debts?

Roman   I... I will do man. We spoke of this.

Vlad    No, we didn't speak. You spoke then you say your phone out of

batteries. You treat me like a bitch.

Roman   Never! I'd treat you like an idiot, not a bitch, eh?

Vlad    I guess it's true... the beautiful women do like the guys with the

funny sense of humor. Ho ho. I'm laughing.

Roman   I'll get you the money.

Vlad    I know. And Roman... tell this fucking yokel here if he doesn't stop

staring at me, I'll have his head chopped off and put a film of it on

the internet! [exits]

Mal     Ouch...

Roman   Ah... all good... great...

Mal     Hah! Yeah, fantastic! Look, say what you like, but at least that guy

knows how to speak to a lady.

Roman   Yes, he's all charm. Come on Niko, let's go. Darling... I'll see you

later. I've got to take my cousin around some more, get him settled...



Roman   Niko, you're driving us to a hardware store on Dillon Street.



Niko    Doing some home improvements, Roman? You going to build this mansion

you tell me about?

Roman   No, funny guy - we going to get money. In America you need money to do

anything. You're taking me to a backroom game where I'll win all the

dollars we need to really see this town. Nightclubs... women...

titties...

Niko    You can play, right? [translated] You are good at this game?

Roman   I am the best. I kick all the asses that play me. They call me the

Janitor.

Niko    Because you can't pay your debts and they make you mop the floor?

[translated] Incredible.

Roman   Funny. No! I'm the Janitor because I always clean up. I always win, get

it?

Niko    The Janitor. Sure. I seriously hope your cards are better than your

nicknames.

Roman   Only problem is I'm playing with some money I'm meant to give to these

Albanian scumbags. Here's hoping they don't show up, eh?

Niko    We got loan sharks after us? [translated] Roman? What's going on?

Roman   After me, and it doesn't matter anyway. When I've played this game I'll

have enough money to pay them back ten times. [translated] They're

wimps anyway.



Niko    Why are we going to this hardware store? You need to buy something?

Roman   No, the business shut down a long time ago. We go there because some

guys are playing cards. I'm going to take them for everything they

have.

Niko    I have the feeling only thing you will come out of there with is more

debt. [translated] Has always been that way with you, Roman.

Roman   No, no, this is my game that they play. I have read all the books. You

know Car Jabowitz?

Niko    No.

Roman   He on TV whole time. The Buffet Car? Come on. Anyway, I read this book,

'May Contain Nuts.'

Niko    What does this mea... contain nuts?

Roman   It's about making other players think, you have best cards, make them

think you have the nuts in your hand.

Niko    If you have their nuts in your hand, I believe they will know about it

anyway.

Roman   Stupid question, stupid question. You just need know that I read book

and I am very good at game. And I'm going to win lot of money for us.

Roman   Niko, wait for me here while I go inside to clean up. Shit, I almost

forgot. I'm giving you my old phone, my new number's in there.

[Roman hands the phone over to Niko.]

Roman   Call me if some Albanians show up in some shitty beige Willard. Those

are the guys I owe money to. Do not hurt them, I know what you're like,

Niko Bellic.

Niko    You and your debts, Roman. [translated] Always the same. Never change.



Niko    It's all quiet out here Roman, you winning? [translated] Please say

yes.

Roman   Don't worry I'm getting so many bullets it's like I'm an AK.

[translated] We're cool.



Niko    [to self] And this must be the loan sharks.

Dardan  That is his cab, the fat Roman must be in here.



Niko    Cousin - two guys are going in the store. I think they are the loan

sharks you speak of.

Roman   Shit, I'm down.

Niko    You better get out of there.

Roman   Alright, alright I'm coming.





Roman   Shit, Niko, it's them, they must have been told I was here.

Dardan  You are in much trouble, Bellic.

Roman   Please don't hurt the men after us, cousin. They hate me enough as it

is. Get us back to the depot, quick!

Niko    Alright cousin, I'll lose them. [translated] Not so tough now.

Roman   Just like the old days, eh?

Niko    In the old days we were dodging bombs, not loan sharks.

Roman   Just drive. Leave the funny comments to me.

<driving - fleeing the Albanians - B>

Roman   Quick, you take us back to the cab depot. That is Dardan.

Dardan  You are in much trouble, Bellic.

Roman   Remember, do not hurt the loan sharks. The debt will just increase.

Niko    Dardan is your loan shark, yes?

Roman   My Albanian loan shark.

Niko    Sorry, I forget, there are many of these men you owe money to. Maybe a

few more after this game you just lose.

<driving - returning to the cab depot - A>

Roman   Do you think they saw me?

Niko    Of course they saw you. I mean - you're a distinctive man Roman.

Roman   That is why the ladies love me. Fuck those shylocks, they'll get their

money. They just have to wait.

Niko    We should stand up to them. [translated] Where is your pride?

Roman   Niko, you're new. You don't understand the way things work.

Niko    Oh yeah?

Roman   We're at the bottom of the ladder man. These thugs push us around. But

they are not to be feared. It is the Russians mobsters, Vlad's bosses,

that run everything. Be careful of them.

Niko    You tell me to behave, Mr. Janitor? If you understand it all, where is

the money?

Roman   I lost it this time, but when I go back the last thing they will expect

is for me to take everything. Then I really will clean up.

Niko    [translated] I will believe when I see, Roman.

<driving - returning to the cab depot - B>

Roman   I do not understand it. I do everything I learn on TV. Everything that

I read in the books. I do what Car Jabowitz tell me in "May Contain

Nuts." I raise on flop, I ride river, it don't make no sense.

Niko    [translated] It don't make no sense to me neither.

Roman   Shit, you ain't going to make sense to no people if you keep speaking

in that language. Here in Liberty City, we speak English. Get used to

this.

Niko    The money, the people, all of this noise around us - there is a lot of

stuff I must get used to here in Liberty City. I think that speaking

this language should be the least of my problems.

Roman   Sure, I will remind you of that in a few weeks.

Roman   We're here. You like your phone? Maybe one day you get a premium

quality one, like mine. Then you will have really made it.

Niko    I can only wish.

Roman   See you later, cousin.